I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bant joke lib
It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do. Bruce Forsyth bumpbusinesscastle share on social
I hate the term 'arm candy.' But, look, a woman's figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should show them off, because men love to see that. Not just heterosexual men - gay men like to see a woman in her beauty and the shape of her. Bruce Forsyth armbeautifulbeauty share on social
On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop. Bruce Forsyth bodymanstage Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
In 'Zombieland,' it was such a freewheeling plot it almost didn't matter what the characters were doing scene to scene as long as there was a consistent banter. Jesse Eisenberg bantcharacterconsistent Change image and share on social
Frankly, as much as I love to improvise, it hasn't been difficult to stick to the script on 'Mad Men.' The writing is so precise, and the story so carefully crafted, that I don't think there's room - or need - for ad libbing. I could never come up with dialogue as lovely as these writers do, anyway. Rich Sommer carefullycraftdialogue share on social