I go through my day remembering things like telephone cords. Bruce Eric Kaplan corddayremember Change image and share on social
What I like about graduation speeches is that they're an opportunity for someone to make sense of their life and to impart that wisdom to someone else. It's like a sanctioned self-help moment. Bruce Eric Kaplan graduationimpartlife Change image and share on social
My mother couldn't take having three boys. She was extremely jumpy, to say the least. Any noise startled her. The sound of a pot dropping on the ground could make her hit the ceiling. Bruce Eric Kaplan boyceildrop Change image and share on social
In Los Angeles, it's always nice out. In New York, it can be nice out or horrifying. You really have no idea what you're going to get on any given day. Bruce Eric Kaplan angelesdayhorrify Change image and share on social
There was never any butter in our home. Just margarine. My parents acted like butter was lethal. I don't think I ever saw either one have a piece of butter. I would go over to friends' houses and down sticks of butter. Bruce Eric Kaplan actbutterfriend share on social
It's not like during your normal day, anyone says, 'How do having meaning in your life? How do you make meaning in your life?' Bruce Eric Kaplan daylifemake Change image and share on social
No, I never - no one ever - I never learned anything when I was a kid. Honestly, my parents had nothing to tell me - like, no wisdom, nothing. Bruce Eric Kaplan honestlykidlearn Change image and share on social
My cartoon life is in my office, and it's very separate and getting very in my own head. My television life is I'm begging one of the actors to say the line in the way I'd like them to. Bruce Eric Kaplan actorbegcartoon Change image and share on social
I started doing a Twitter feed when my father was dying. I was very distracted, preoccupied. It was upsetting. Bruce Eric Kaplan diedistractfather Change image and share on social
I loved Charles Addams more than anything. Still love him. Bruce Eric Kaplan addamcharlelove Change image and share on social
