I actually thought, like, I was sure 'Get Smart' and, like, 'James Bond' movies, I was sure that that's what real life was like. Bruce Eric Kaplan bondjamelife Change image and share on social
I've had mostly book parties, where I get very focused on inviting everyone and not forgetting anyone, although of course one always does, and being worried no one will show up, but mostly the book comes from going to parties and feeling very, for lack of a better word, anxious. Bruce Eric Kaplan anxiousbookfelt share on social
We are all just little dolls of ourselves. Who occasionally pull back the curtains to reveal the real us. Bruce Eric Kaplan backcurtaindoll Change image and share on social
In many ways, cartooning is my therapy. I've always said they're like my diaries. It's thoughts and feelings and things I've seen on any particular day. Bruce Eric Kaplan cartoondaydiary Change image and share on social
I'm continually working on myself. Nothing ever actually works. Bruce Eric Kaplan continuallywork Change image and share on social
I used cartoons as diaries. I still do. They're my way of figuring out the world, what's happening to me or what I'm thinking about. Bruce Eric Kaplan cartoondiaryfigure Change image and share on social
I never really got into 'The Munsters' that much, but there was one aspect that was compelling. That was Marilyn. She was the only normal one among this group of creatures. Bruce Eric Kaplan aspectcompelcreature Change image and share on social
I go through my day remembering things like telephone cords. Bruce Eric Kaplan corddayremember Change image and share on social
What I like about graduation speeches is that they're an opportunity for someone to make sense of their life and to impart that wisdom to someone else. It's like a sanctioned self-help moment. Bruce Eric Kaplan graduationimpartlife Change image and share on social
My mother couldn't take having three boys. She was extremely jumpy, to say the least. Any noise startled her. The sound of a pot dropping on the ground could make her hit the ceiling. Bruce Eric Kaplan boyceildrop Change image and share on social