Top 51 Quotes by Bruce Eric Kaplan

Traditionally, the only way I come up with cartoons is by sitting at my desk and thinking.

My mother couldn't take having three boys. She was extremely jumpy, to say the least. Any noise startled her. The sound of a pot dropping on the ground could make her hit the ceiling.

I've had to whine for everything I've ever really wanted.

Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness.

My father would often start to say something, then say 'Forget it.'

I can't get enough of self-help books of all kinds.

We are all just little dolls of ourselves. Who occasionally pull back the curtains to reveal the real us.

In many ways, cartooning is my therapy. I've always said they're like my diaries. It's thoughts and feelings and things I've seen on any particular day.

I'm continually working on myself. Nothing ever actually works.

I used cartoons as diaries. I still do. They're my way of figuring out the world, what's happening to me or what I'm thinking about.