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I never had a chance to learn how to drive. Brittany Murphy chancedrivelearn Change image and share on social
Life presents you with so many decisions. A lot of times, they're right in front of your face and they're really difficult, but we must make them. Brittany Murphy decisiondifficultface Change image and share on social
I think if there's something one needs to change with oneself, it doesn't have to happen in the New Year. You can do that any time you please - not that it's not a good inspirational tactic for the people that it works for. Brittany Murphy changegoodhappen share on social
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off. Sloane Crosley amazeauthoritydegree share on social
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know? Penny Marshall agelearnsarcasm Change image and share on social