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Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. Brian Celio comedysmartstupid Change image and share on social
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel. Brian Celio divorceforcepixel Change image and share on social
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat. Brian Celio honestpassengerperson Change image and share on social
The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite. Edward Asiminei assaultbitedog Change image and share on social
Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie! Edward Asiminei glorifyhonorkill Change image and share on social
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller beautifulfeltheart Change image and share on social
There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. Jim Rohn colordigitimportant Change image and share on social
