I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done. Boris Johnson blamelessdomesticitylead Change image and share on social
Times have been tough, the economy has been tough. But I want to bring forward a fantastic manifesto for taking the city forwards. Boris Johnson bringcityeconomy Change image and share on social
The job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics. Boris Johnson joblondonmayor Change image and share on social
The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition. Boris Johnson dememptyinanition Change image and share on social
I'm in politics to change things - if possible, for the better. I was a journalist for a long time, but I had a kind of midlife crisis, and I decided I needed to do something to get on the pitch and stop endlessly kicking over other peoples' sandcastles. Boris Johnson changecrisisdecide share on social
Sometimes I can think of so many ways of expressing myself that I feel I'm an old typewriter, and too many keys come forward at once - and I get jammed. Boris Johnson expressfeelforward Change image and share on social
I want London to be the most cycle-friendly city on Earth, and I want more people to be happy and safe on bicycles. Boris Johnson bicyclecitycycle Change image and share on social
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. Boris Johnson chanceelvisfind Change image and share on social
I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest. Boris Johnson cameroncynicaldavid Change image and share on social
