Boris Johnson

I have more in common with a three-toed sloth or a one-eyed pterodactyl or a Kalamata olive than I have with Winston Churchill.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.

It's interesting that Swiss banks also hide their assets from the Swiss by using offshore bank structuring.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

Secretary Clinton has dramatically changed the face of U.S. foreign policy globally for the good. But I wish she had been unleashed more by the White House.