Bob Uecker

How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

There will be a great loss of learning before the moon's full cycle is completed. Fire and floods will be fomented by ignorant rulers; much time will go by before it is rectified.