I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable. Bob Newhart confusioncowgross Change image and share on social
If 'The New York Times' says it, it must be true. Bob Newhart timetrueyork Change image and share on social
The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences. Bob Newhart afraidbennycomedian Change image and share on social
Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there. Bob Newhart antennaattentioncomedian Change image and share on social
The acting is better when you know your material is being judged. Bob Newhart actjudgematerial Change image and share on social
Stand-up is different from television. In stand-up, you've got to be in control. Bob Newhart controlhavestand Change image and share on social
There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed. Bob Newhart bombcomedianworld Change image and share on social
Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy. Bob Newhart careercomedypractical Change image and share on social
I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. Bob Newhart accountaccountantcertify share on social
