No matter what hyenas sound like, they are not actually laughing. Bob Newhart hyenalaughmatter Change image and share on social
Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy. Bob Newhart careercomedypractical Change image and share on social
Chuck Lorre and I had been talking about doing one of his shows for a while. I said I'd like to do 'The Big Bang Theory,' because I think it's the best written, most intelligent show on television. Bob Newhart bangbigchuck Change image and share on social
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try. Bob Newhart accountcomedydecide Change image and share on social
I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. Bob Newhart accountaccountantcertify share on social
I don't want to sound like the old guy, but cynicism is a potential danger. It colors our way of looking at the world. Bob Newhart colorcynicismdanger Change image and share on social
More and more, as I get older, people come up to me and say, 'Thank you for all the laughter.' And my standard answer is, 'It was my pleasure.' But that's the truth. Bob Newhart answerlaughterold Change image and share on social
You're not dead at 85. You're a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You've earned it. Bob Newhart deadearnenjoy Change image and share on social
Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there. Bob Newhart antennaattentioncomedian Change image and share on social
