Bob Dole

Something is wrong with America. I wonder sometimes what people are thinking about or if they're thinking at all.

I don't know how many people run for vice president and president and lose both.

I've never known a lot of rich people. It's not my bag.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'

Less revenue, more people, more freight, more gridlock - that is not a formula for success.

When actresses jump on the anti-Iraq bandwagon, they often combine down-home momism with an ignorance of Islamist intent which is truly awesome.