Blake Shelton

I can't say that I've ever actually got on a horse and roped a cow, no.

Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me.

Sitcoms, I always figured that would be an easy gig, but man, it is not.

It's an ear job, not an eye job.

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.