Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! Dr. Seuss alivetodaytrue Change image and share on social
People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped. Nadine Gordimer giftgivepeople Change image and share on social
Why, on my mother's birthday, am I thinking about 'Father Knows Best?' At our house, mother knew best at least as often as father did, but then the title of the old sitcom, a homogenized portrait of American family life, was meant to be slightly sardonic. Tom Shales americanbirthdayfamily share on social
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. Rodney Dangerfield birthdayjoinmake Change image and share on social
My mother's face floated to mind, a pale, reproachful moon, at her last and first visit to the asylum since my twentieth birthday. A daughter in an asylum! I had done that to her. Still, she had obviously decided to forgive me. Sylvia Plath asylumbirthdaydaughter share on social
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright forevergoodintend Change image and share on social
Traditionally Presidents Day was Washington's birthday. It was celebrated as a public holiday on February 22 each year, in peace or in war. Nigel Hamilton birthdaycelebrateday Change image and share on social
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. Samuel Johnson birthdaycareescape Change image and share on social
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children. Mindy Kaling birthdaychildfeel share on social
I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. Blake Anderson angusbirthdayblack Change image and share on social
