I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes angry child miss
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal manplacereason Change image and share on social
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. Billy Crystal dayhappyheaven Change image and share on social
In my standup work, I always do these characters, older people who are just off to the side. It's easier to write a story about the guy who made it to the top, but the middle is so much more interesting, so much more murky. Billy Crystal charactereasyguy share on social
As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short. Michael Morpurgo attentionchildremember Change image and share on social
Whoever grows angry amid troubles applies a drug worse than the disease and is a physician unskilled about misfortunes. Sophocles amidangryapply Change image and share on social
Once I could drive, I spent all my time in the city going to metal shows. I missed the first couple of Metallica shows because I was lame. By the time I got into them, they were playing places like the Kabuki. Brian Posehn citycoupledrive share on social
