I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. Bill Cosby audiencebringjoke Change image and share on social
It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was. Bill Cosby hardimportantschool Change image and share on social
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. Bill Cosby dreamfutureghost Change image and share on social
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. Bill Cosby addictfuturegoal Change image and share on social
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Bill Cosby childgoodguess Change image and share on social
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby chargefundamentalmarriage Change image and share on social
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. Bill Cosby appetitecallchair Change image and share on social
You don't know what you're going to fall in love with until you're exposed to it. Bill Cosby exposefalllove Change image and share on social
If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through. Bill Cosby carryintegritymind Change image and share on social
Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker. Bill Cosby easyhelpnetwork Change image and share on social
