Top 169 Quotes by Bill Cosby

I managed my life to the point that at age 19 I was still in high school. I decided I was too old to be walking down those hallways.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along.

It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.