I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. Bill Cosby childgoodguess Change image and share on social
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. Bill Cosby giftgodhappen Change image and share on social
Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life. Bill Cosby askburgerflip Change image and share on social
There are teachers in the United States who cry in the daytime because they see a child or children who haven't eaten properly, children who haven't used soap in so long. Bill Cosby childcrydaytime Change image and share on social
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby behaviorbizarrecalmly Change image and share on social
I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal. Bill Cosby americaeducationequal share on social
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby fatherhoodlovepresent Change image and share on social
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby carrychildend Change image and share on social
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.' Bill Cosby actbodydead Change image and share on social
I think I am a good running back, but I'm really not that fast. There is only one thing I can do, that is throw a cross-body block. Picture perfect. I love it. Not that good at pass blocking. Bill Cosby backblockbody Change image and share on social
