Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life. Bill Cosby askburgerflip Change image and share on social
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby behaviorbizarrecalmly Change image and share on social
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.' Bill Cosby actbodydead Change image and share on social
I think I am a good running back, but I'm really not that fast. There is only one thing I can do, that is throw a cross-body block. Picture perfect. I love it. Not that good at pass blocking. Bill Cosby backblockbody Change image and share on social
When you don't understand something, you often laugh. Bill Cosby laughunderstand Change image and share on social
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby carrychildend Change image and share on social
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. Bill Cosby giftgodhappen Change image and share on social
I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. Bill Cosby audiencebringjoke Change image and share on social
There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess. Bill Cosby mespeoplerecognize Change image and share on social
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby chargefundamentalmarriage Change image and share on social
