Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence - one at a time. Bill Cosby learnreadsentence Change image and share on social
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby advicestupidwise Change image and share on social
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. Bill Cosby bathroomchildcompany share on social
Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life. Bill Cosby askburgerflip Change image and share on social
My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment - and I don't want my wife up there first. No, the judgment will be horrendous. Bill Cosby diefelthorrendous share on social
Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.' Bill Cosby audiencecentralcomedy Change image and share on social
When I look at 55 percent of our black men dropping out of school, how bad off are we going to be when we need some lawyers? Bill Cosby badblackdrop Change image and share on social
Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice. Bill Cosby clusterconstanteye Change image and share on social
Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby billcosbysound Change image and share on social
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby carrychildend Change image and share on social
