I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes anecdote funny people
More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to. Bill Bryson englishmillionpeople Change image and share on social
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. Bill Bryson agefarmerkill Change image and share on social
America is a great disappointment to me. As I said in one of my books, other societies create civilisations; we build shopping malls. Bill Bryson americabookbuild Change image and share on social
It's much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren't really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, 'That's not funny; this guy is crazy,' then I don't want them to come to the show anyway. T. J. Miller anecdotebeliefcrazy share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social