If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? Bette Midler booknaturalphenomenon Change image and share on social
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. Bette Midler agohelplong Change image and share on social
I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. Bette Midler ladymacbethmake Change image and share on social
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. Bette Midler bookcountryhaul Change image and share on social
I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say. Bette Midler celebrategoodholiday Change image and share on social
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. Bette Midler balancefringeheavy Change image and share on social
The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you. Bette Midler badfindhappy Change image and share on social
Education is my next big thing. When music and art were taken out of the schools, I went berserk! Bette Midler artberserkbig Change image and share on social
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. Bette Midler feelmilliontime Change image and share on social
I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me? Bette Midler backfrenchlearn Change image and share on social