Bette Midler

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.

I did do Broadway for a little less than a year and realized quickly I don't have a passion for it and, more importantly, I don't have a talent in it.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.