Bette Midler

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore.

When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'