So-called designer bags are useless, and most are also ugly, faddish and overpriced. Pared down and sleek is always best. Joan Collins bagcalldesigner Change image and share on social
Preserve the mean; the opportune moment is best in all things. Hesiod momentopportunepreserve Change image and share on social
You can't just count on becoming a syndicated cartoonist. I actually tried to calculate the odds once, and the best I could come up with is a 1-in-36,000 chance. And the odds of getting hit by lightning are 1 in 7,900 - which kind of shows how long those odds are. Stephan Pastis 000calculatecartoonist share on social
Wisdom may best arise from a humbling reality. Michael Leunig arisehumblereality Change image and share on social
Life's a challenge, but that's the best part. Venus Williams challengelifepart Change image and share on social
I try to steal from the best. Suck it all in. 'Taxi Driver' is really a bible for film actors, a master class. A lot of emotional power, a lot of emotional depth but it's contained and you just see the tip of the iceberg. Sam Rockwell actorbibleclass share on social
I would never really analyse what I do. I leave that to other people - I'm not a critic. I just want to get on with whatever I have in hand, you know? Just try to make the best job of the available material. Dylan Moran analysecritichand share on social
You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly. Dylan Moran assumeaudiencecomedy share on social
People have managed to avert their eyes and hope for the best. David Chalmers averteyehope Change image and share on social
Oh, Alexander Hamilton fell short of his best self every now and again, and he still managed to do these wonderful things - well, so do I. So what am I capable of? alexandercapablefall share on social