I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids. Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche and then applies an antibiotic cream. You gotta keep it away from your eyes. Stephen Colbert antibioticapplybring share on social
Of course, I believe that Mike Piazza is probably the greatest offensive catcher in the history of baseball, only got over 50%. Johnny Bench is the best catcher in the history of baseball, but Piazza has all the record for catchers as far as offensively. Pete Rose baseballbenchcatcher share on social
In sport, if you want to be the best you have to compete against the best - I would much rather have come tenth and be judged against everyone than come first and be judged against just a few. Daley Thompson competejudgesport Change image and share on social
I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all. David Hasselhoff laughlaughterlife Change image and share on social
If one thing that bothers me about acting, it's that there's no clear-cut number one. The closest you can get is winning an Academy Award, and I'm going to work on that if it takes me the next 50 years. To my peers, it will mean that I'm the best! Dana Hill academyactaward share on social
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. Florence King afterwardcigarettefrigid share on social
'Downton' is one of the best jobs in the world, and I'm looking forward to the next series for Maggie Smith's wicked sense of humour. Samantha Bond downtonforwardhumour Change image and share on social
There's something clean, simple, and even detoxifying about a loaf that contains nothing more than the best stone-ground, whole-meal flour, salt, yeast and water. Paul Hollywood cleandetoxifyflour Change image and share on social
I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s, which was not the best place to be. Corey Haim 80sangeleslive Change image and share on social
I believed - and believe - that capitalism works best for a freedom-loving society, that it brings more prosperity to more people than any other social-economic system, but that somehow we have to take care of people. Katharine Graham believebringcapitalism share on social
