With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. Rodney Dangerfield birthdayjoinmake Change image and share on social
People can put their best poems straight onto the web. Roger McGough peoplepoemput Change image and share on social
I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration. Norm MacDonald collaborationhatelove Change image and share on social
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles. Norm MacDonald hardmilemillion Change image and share on social
I think that school just isn't for everyone. A lot of people don't learn well when they're - have to sit in a place for eight hours. A lot of people learn best lying in their own bed, teaching themselves from books. And I was a bad student. I was a brat. If I was a teacher, I would not have liked myself. Molly Crabapple badbedbook share on social
As history since Hiroshima shows, the best, perhaps the only, way to curb war is to deter it with such overwhelming force as to turn it from a struggle into suicide. Martin Van Creveld curbdeterforce Change image and share on social
Connie Heermann is a Freedom Writer teacher. I believe she represents the best of what dedicated teachers can be because she chose to serve her students, not her school board. Richard LaGravenese boardchooseconnie Change image and share on social
There is no question that global warming will have a significant impact on already existing problems such as malaria, malnutrition, and water shortages. But this doesn't mean the best way to solve them is to cut carbon emissions. Bjorn Lomborg carboncutemission share on social
Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates about really tangential things. It was inspiring because I felt really challenged to be my best. Chelsea Peretti challengedebatefelt share on social
I'm fighting hard to make the world a better place, and you can, too. Get involved with your community, be a leader, set an example, be passionate, be your best. Gabrielle Giffords communityfighthard Change image and share on social