I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own. Bert Kalmar holdseattheater Change image and share on social
You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle! Bert Kalmar needlephonographstop Change image and share on social
Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you! Bert Kalmar manroom Change image and share on social
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it! Bert Kalmar beatclubgood Change image and share on social
