Bernard Goldberg

There's a kind of journalistic narcissism that New York-based journalists are guilty of.

As a matter of fact, you know, Jesus probably would be, except for one or two issues, a liberal Democrat if he were around today.

I mean, I think everybody realizes that calling people racist is a waste of time; nobody buys it anymore.

The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work.

I'm always embarrassed by those rugby player autobiographies which get written by journalists.