Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.

The one thing I did know - because I've seen many, many of the road trip movies that everyone thinks about - is that death to a road trip movie happens when you spend too much time in the car.

Secretary Clinton has dramatically changed the face of U.S. foreign policy globally for the good. But I wish she had been unleashed more by the White House.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.