I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume. Ben Elton consumeearnexercise Change image and share on social
People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count. Ben Elton countdependentlecture Change image and share on social
I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I'm proud of the fact I've remained close to everyone I've ever worked with. Ben Elton closefacthave share on social
There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I've made a great living doing the things I want to do. Ben Elton greathavelive Change image and share on social
I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it. Ben Elton ambitionbadcool Change image and share on social
I'm lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing. Ben Elton emotionfeltinform Change image and share on social
We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother. Ben Elton actbothergroup Change image and share on social
Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them. Ben Elton balancecounterequal Change image and share on social
I loved writing 'Two Brothers' more than anything else I have written. It's the first book I've written that I've always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights. Ben Elton awakebookbrother Change image and share on social
No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi. Ben Elton capablecollectionconversation Change image and share on social
