Barry Switzer

It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious, offensive football game.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

I broke with my religion in college.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.