Barry Humphries

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were friends and the last people I expected would predecease me. They were, in a sense, casualties of fame.

I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is this that made us what we are.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

I am evergreen, and with every passing day, I am becoming younger.

I suppose the White House thinks it's doing what Big Business wants, but it will lead to vastly increased taxes, because all these guest workers are to be allowed to bring their children.