Barry Humphries

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were friends and the last people I expected would predecease me. They were, in a sense, casualties of fame.

I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is this that made us what we are.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

The judge decided in this case that both the state and the defense would have the opportunity to respond to certain kinds of press. This is one such instance.

It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common; and the special business of the legislator is to create in men this benevolent disposition.