I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bastard dirt hit
If I'd just tried for them dinky singles I could've batted around .600. Babe Ruth batdinkyhave Change image and share on social
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. Babe Ruth beerchewdrink Change image and share on social
All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill. Babe Ruth ballplayerbaselinefeel Change image and share on social
You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth. John Lennon bastardbeatlesbig Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
When the militias came to Wau, they would blast out 'Thriller' as they moved down the dirt streets. Alek Wek blastdirtmilitia Change image and share on social