But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes chair crappy dentist
As a child, I was never drawn toward depraved or extreme situations; I really wanted a normal little childhood. Unfortunately, that's just not what happened. Augusten Burroughs childchildhooddeprave Change image and share on social
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. Augusten Burroughs experiencejunkietend Change image and share on social
Before I'm a writer, I'm definitely a reader and when I read memoir, I really want it to be true. Augusten Burroughs memoirreadreader Change image and share on social
I loved theatre and did magic, too, but I was never the best at it - there was never a teacher saying, 'You're great, you have to make this your career!' I was good at science and math. I figured I'd go into science and become a dentist. Nathan Fielder careerdentistfigure share on social
I have thrown chairs, but only during football matches. Generally, I am well-behaved. I do not like to make people angry. Jose Carreras angrybehavechair Change image and share on social
The first thing I'll do if I want to look really crappy is, I don't wear any makeup at all. Michael Caine crappymakeupthing Change image and share on social