My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on. Arthur Smith abreastbelievebit Change image and share on social
Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross? Arthur Smith botherfashionjonathan Change image and share on social
I've noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasn't going to do anyway so here's something more positive. I'm going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school. Arthur Smith haveinvolvelatin Change image and share on social
Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind. Arthur Smith attendawardceremony Change image and share on social
The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance. Arthur Smith colourelegantmoon Change image and share on social
Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended. Arthur Smith experiencefulfillhome Change image and share on social
After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo. Arthur Smith atmospherecameocontent Change image and share on social
The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression. Arthur Smith catwalkconstantexpression Change image and share on social
It is London fashion week, and once again I haven't been invited to any shows. This is upsetting given my well-known love of fashion, or, as I think of it, playing with the dressing-up box. Arthur Smith boxdressfashion Change image and share on social
