I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be. Arthur Smith armchairguykind Change image and share on social
When synchronised swimming first appeared on TV, we laughed very heartily, and I, for one, applauded the decision to introduce humour into the Olympics. Arthur Smith appearapplauddecision Change image and share on social
My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on. Arthur Smith abreastbelievebit Change image and share on social
Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office. Arthur Smith actevenoffice Change image and share on social
Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross? Arthur Smith botherfashionjonathan Change image and share on social
I've noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasn't going to do anyway so here's something more positive. I'm going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school. Arthur Smith haveinvolvelatin Change image and share on social
Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind. Arthur Smith attendawardceremony Change image and share on social
Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended. Arthur Smith experiencefulfillhome Change image and share on social
I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough. Arthur Smith avocadoblobbreak Change image and share on social