I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cheeseburger dog eat
I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing. Art Donovan artguesslaugh Change image and share on social
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips. Art Donovan 19thcenturyeat share on social
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. Art Donovan bathtubbigrise Change image and share on social
I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio. Drake Bell doglivename Change image and share on social
'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger. Terry Pratchett cheeseburgereasilyeducational Change image and share on social
I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. Johnny Thunders cerealcloseeat Change image and share on social