Angus T. Jones

I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth.

Jake from 'Two and a Half Men' means nothing. He is a non-existent character.

Everything is a learning experience.

Although I write to entertain, and try to keep my work free of didacticism, I do have a rather passionate belief in our need to be connected to - and to learn from - history.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.