Andy Van Slyke

I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

Capping the size of American banks won't eliminate the needs of big businesses; it will force them to turn to foreign banks that won't face the same restrictions.

Laurel Canyon is kind of grotesque. It's this nature-themed place, and everybody is kind of angry.

Seeing to it that a youngster grows up believing not just in the here and now but also in the grand maybes of life guarantees that some small yet crucial part of him remains forever a child.