Andy Kaufman

My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?

I never told a joke in my life.

If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it.

Realistically speaking, I don't know how many more years I will want to be acting or will be invited to be.

Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of plots. The interest lies in what the writer does with them.

I love making movies, but there's nothing like performing live.