Andrew Dice Clay

I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.