I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes care comic have
I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me. Andrew Dice Clay brooklynexpectfan Change image and share on social
I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant. Andrew Dice Clay constantfamilyhome Change image and share on social
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night. Andrew Dice Clay awakeclubdrive share on social
To ask questions can become the laziest and wobbliest occupation of a mind, but when you must yourself answer the problem that you have posed, you will meditate your question with care and frame it with precision. James Stephens answercareframe share on social
I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray. Nimrat Kaur haveraysatyajit Change image and share on social
I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot! Ed Greenwood bootchancecomic Change image and share on social