I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen. Amy Sedaris decideenergygonna share on social
David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends. Amy Sedaris daddavidfriend Change image and share on social
I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life. Amy Sedaris bunnyliferabbit Change image and share on social
I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like. Amy Sedaris cliqueyfamilylarge Change image and share on social
I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that. Amy Sedaris citystaytime Change image and share on social
I think it's still kind of weird to memorize a line, because you're supposed to 'be' this person, you know? So then its like, if I'm really this person, how can I be in the moment if I know there's just one line I'm supposed to say? It doesn't feel natural. I always just kind of want to say whatever comes up. Amy Sedaris feelkindline share on social
I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash. Amy Sedaris cashfoodmake Change image and share on social
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies. Amy Sedaris buychipchocolate share on social
I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed. Amy Sedaris airarmcouple Change image and share on social