My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there. Amy Sedaris eyefallkitchen Change image and share on social
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. Amy Sedaris foodhealthhealthy Change image and share on social
But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty. Amy Sedaris peopleplaypretty Change image and share on social
Usually I'm the one asking somebody to do something because I don't know how to finish it. I'm like, 'Do this for me' because I'm just resistant to learning. Amy Sedaris finishlearnresistant Change image and share on social
If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me. Amy Sedaris feelmindnecessarily Change image and share on social
They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean? Amy Sedaris cultexpecthire share on social
I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out. Amy Sedaris personprettytake Change image and share on social
People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great. Amy Sedaris amybothergreat Change image and share on social
I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there. Amy Sedaris attractivehatepeople Change image and share on social
