I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop. Amy Sedaris costumedreamgrow Change image and share on social
I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off. Amy Sedaris cuteditfamily share on social
I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed. Amy Sedaris airarmcouple Change image and share on social
Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. Amy Sedaris craftforgetgay Change image and share on social
I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them. Amy Sedaris drawexploitfun Change image and share on social
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time. Amy Sedaris apartmentbadkitchen share on social
I'm always more attracted to the unattractive. Amy Sedaris attractunattractive Change image and share on social
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way. Amy Sedaris aspectboreconvalescent share on social
If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it. Amy Sedaris gonnahardline share on social
