Alexander Woollcott

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

In Kenya, where there isn't the luxury of feeding grains to animals, livestock yield more calories than they consume because they are fattened on grass and agricultural by-products inedible to humans.

Do not do an immoral thing for moral reasons.

Identity theft involving these cards is a growing form of white collar crime, facilitating illegal immigration, banking and accounting fraud, tax evasion, and other nefarious activities.