Alexander Theroux

There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.

Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.

Hypocrisy is the essence of snobbery, but all snobbery is about the problem of belonging.

One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

Repeating third grade at a new school, after having been asked to leave my old one for hitting kids who made fun of my perceived stupidity, I was placed in the 'dummy class.'