Albert Ellis

People don't just get upset. They contribute to their upsetness.

There are three musts that hold us back: I must do well. You must treat me well. And the world must be easy.

Freud had a gene for inefficiency, and I think I have a gene for efficiency.

People are confused when you work for a national sports outlet and they've never seen you on a local affiliate.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.