Alanis Morissette

I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.

I have not an ounce of regret. Every link is so valuable in forming the chain that is my life. Who I am today is because of those links, and I wouldn't change any of them.

Peace of mind for five minutes, that's what I crave.

Basically, I've always had a complex with the way I walk. I've not always been told I've got a bad walk, but someone's always commented on my walk.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.