Alan Perlis

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.

If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.

One man's constant is another man's variable.

A 'live' show is either alive or not. Free speech is free or it is not. Viewers are free to use their remote or TiVo. Parents are responsible or they are not.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.