I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes. Alan Davies bitebladdergrief Change image and share on social
The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary. Alan Davies absolutelyextraordinarylight Change image and share on social
I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space. Alan Davies cubefithumanity Change image and share on social
There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with. Alan Davies catcheyegirl Change image and share on social
I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a year and read four. Alan Davies bookbuyfriend Change image and share on social
I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs. Alan Davies actcomicgig Change image and share on social
I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off. Alan Davies bottombumpcar Change image and share on social
The one I remember is going into London, as it was for us in Essex, on New Year's Eve in 1981. There were four of us and we'd had a few lagers on the way. One of my mates threw up in the Tube and then stood up and fell over in it. We thought it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen. Alan Davies essexevefall share on social
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in. Alan Davies bridgebuildingdrink Change image and share on social
I was hugely disappointed that 'Whites' was cancelled. Alan Davies canceldisappointhugely Change image and share on social