I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when I was six months old. Alan Alda carryhomemonth Change image and share on social
If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money. Alan Alda girlgivemoney Change image and share on social
I don't miss directing at all, and I don't miss screenwriting either because somebody's always telling you to do something different. Alan Alda directmisscreenwrit Change image and share on social
I think when you're acting, you usually don't have to know too much beyond how to pronounce the words you're saying. Alan Alda actpronounceword Change image and share on social
I feel like every time a door is opened by science, suddenly there are a hundred doors that need to get opened. That's what makes it an everlasting, interesting experience to go through. Alan Alda dooreverlastingexperience Change image and share on social
I used to read science fiction a lot, and I still like science fiction when it is a model of how we really are and to see ourselves from another perspective. Alan Alda fictionlotmodel Change image and share on social
Listening is being able to be changed by the other person. Alan Alda changelistenperson Change image and share on social
To do a musical takes a tremendous amount of energy because you have to act and sing at the same time. And everything has to be precise. Because you can't forget the lyrics because the band keeps playing, you know, and you're under a certain amount of pressure. Alan Alda actamountband share on social
I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head. Alan Alda agreecatholicchange share on social
My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six, but she must have shown signs of oddness before that. Alan Alda fathermotheroddness Change image and share on social